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Crystalites 

One of the best, if not the best ORAS NFE player of all time on Pokemon Showdown which is run by smogon. It is a commonly used term to reference other good players on PS.
Groot: Crystalites is so good, it's a shame he doesn't like SD Roselia
Crystalites by JetterThanU August 21, 2019

Crystaljean

A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.
My gf’s crystaljean she’s a keeper.
Crystaljean by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021

crystallo 

This captivating Italian man spends his nights drinking martinis in his lair where he likes to have a lot of fun;). He might seem like a womanizer, however, he has great admiration for women. What he desires the most is a pet cat.
As said by this delicious man himself: " All I wanted was... a cat, but mama never let me."

This vicious man has the ability to morph glass into any shape he desires. He wears a suit that is covered with a thin layer of glass that absorbs kinetic energy.
"Crystallo is new? I never expected some rando villain to appear trying to steal the crown jewels. I mean he seems kinda nice even though he tried murdering us with the glass"- Crystallos victims after he robs them
crystallo by thehottieyouallwanttobe February 21, 2021

crystxltherapper 

One very snazzy person, one of my loyal frooty mootys
Person 1: Ayo I love crystxltherapper
Person 2: Same lol

Crystallophobia 

The fear of crystals
"I have Crystallophobia, it means I am afraid of crystals so... wait what are you doing in your pocket, wait woah WOAH GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Crystallophobia by Vexacon June 16, 2021
A girl who is utterly sweet and is beautiful inside and out. Someone who will rock your world and bed.
I met a girl last night, she is such a crystale.
Crystale by Lynn Tran is cooool October 18, 2008
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Slop Grenade

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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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