Crypto Hoe 

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

Crypto Hoe by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.

Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.

cryptopoetry by Pitmania April 21, 2008

Crypthoe 

A hoe that sells goods (or booty) in exchange for crypto.

“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”

Crypthoe by queen_crypto May 28, 2018

Cryptohop 

Not in the urban dictionary

When you hop really high

Woah did you just see billy cryptohop

Cryptohop by Sweekner July 3, 2019

cryptohead

A person who is addicted to buy and sell crypto-currencies, as Bitcoin.

Mark is such a cryptohead, he lost all his money

cryptohead by Toyolloy_1889 January 18, 2022

Cryptogoer

someone who is obsessed with cryptocurrencies and anything of the sort

"Elon Musk is such a cryptogoer"

Cryptogoer by thekingoftheoneofthemanofthedo May 21, 2025

Cryptogoer

someone who has an infatuation with cryptocurrencies or supports people with a connection to cryptocurrencies

"Elon Musk is a massive cryptogoer"

Cryptogoer by thekingoftheoneofthemanofthedo May 21, 2025