crusty crabs
crusty crabs by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003
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Crusty Crabs
Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
Crusty Crabs by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023
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Crusty Crab
last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam
Crusty Crab by jm nsvdklGHN December 18, 2008
crusty crab
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
crusty crab by Anonymous August 6, 2003
crusty crab
a girl who fucked lots of guys and her crotch is now loose and crusty like form with lots of diseases in her crotch
crusty crab by African-Ox January 12, 2011
Crusty-Crab
With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.
Crusty-Crab by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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