Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

crust muffin 

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

crust muffin by krystal :) June 8, 2018

crust muffin 

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

crust muffin by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018

muffin crust 

The fat that overflows out of the sides of a female's lowrising pants (kind of looks like the crust of a muffin). She shouldnt be wearing them if she has muffin crust.

dude. that girl shouldn't wear a bikini. check out that muffin crust

muffin crust by ndn September 4, 2005

muffin crust 

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

muffin crust by Stephanie Comfort August 20, 2007

Crusty Muffin 

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

Crusty Muffin by The PGP January 18, 2010

Crusty Muffin 

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

Crusty Muffin by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007