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Couchworthy 

Simply put, worthy of bending over the arm of a couch. This term is used to define a young lady that is worthy of such an act.
Jarrod: "Look at her, man. I'd bend her over a couch."
Ryan: "Yea man, she's couchworthy."
Couchworthy by Jarrod Combs September 24, 2008

Crustworthy 

1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat

And/or

2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"

Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"

Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"

Example 2

Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"

Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"

Example 3

Cassi: "Kayla?"

Kayla: "What's wrong?"

Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"

Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Crustworthy by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014

Couchworthy 

A word used to describe a female of a certain degree of attractivity. A female described as "couchworthy" has generally sizeable breasts and an appealing posterior. The term itself literally means that the female is attractive enough that the speak considers her worthy of being bent over against a couch for sexual activity.
"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so totally couchworthy!"

"Man, Susan's got such an ass. Couchworthy indeed."
Couchworthy by shinoyoukai September 15, 2007

crunchworthy 

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.
1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.
crunchworthy by k- tac August 6, 2007

crunkworthy

someone or something that is crunk as hell and is worthy of the title.
That new lil jon and da eastside boyz new song is fo sho crunkworthy!
crunkworthy by Mandy November 25, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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