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Couchworthy 

Simply put, worthy of bending over the arm of a couch. This term is used to define a young lady that is worthy of such an act.
Jarrod: "Look at her, man. I'd bend her over a couch."
Ryan: "Yea man, she's couchworthy."
Couchworthy by Jarrod Combs September 24, 2008

Crustworthy 

1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat

And/or

2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"

Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"

Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"

Example 2

Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"

Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"

Example 3

Cassi: "Kayla?"

Kayla: "What's wrong?"

Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"

Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Crustworthy by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014

Couchworthy 

A word used to describe a female of a certain degree of attractivity. A female described as "couchworthy" has generally sizeable breasts and an appealing posterior. The term itself literally means that the female is attractive enough that the speak considers her worthy of being bent over against a couch for sexual activity.
"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so totally couchworthy!"

"Man, Susan's got such an ass. Couchworthy indeed."
Couchworthy by shinoyoukai September 15, 2007

crunchworthy 

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.
1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.
crunchworthy by k- tac August 6, 2007

crunkworthy

someone or something that is crunk as hell and is worthy of the title.
That new lil jon and da eastside boyz new song is fo sho crunkworthy!
crunkworthy by Mandy November 25, 2003