Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
by Oakpaw December 07, 2019