Crunkabit

A term referring to when a male/female is considered to be crunk, a little bit.
Crunk ( crazy/drunk)

I drank a shit load of tequila and smoked a huge a joint, I am definitely crunkabit.

by Gnizzledabombshizzay May 16, 2011

crunkubine

A 'crunk-concubine'...A lady friend who wants nothing more than to have sex after drinking and smoking weed....ALL your weed.

Hey Jerry, that Macy Gray lookin' pooba will be your crunkubine if you show her that quarter of of chronic.

by beerlawyer May 8, 2010

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

cunabit

Texting abbreviation for "See you in a bit". An expanded version of nabit (in a bit) as when you need some time to complete a task before starting another one.

texter 1: Win are u coming? I'm waitn

texter 2: On da way. Cunabit

by no1sandman January 1, 2010

crankbait

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.

Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!

by krakahed May 3, 2009

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

Crunkafied

To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.

Yo homie. You was gettin crunkafied at at dat gay pride parade!

by Steve November 4, 2003