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Cramability

noun masc.:

The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).
I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!
Cramability by Xuz May 25, 2009

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)
Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!
Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)
That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability
Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

chinkability 

the likelihood that an Asian will give it up; have sex with you.
J: Yo, that slanty-eyed chick is lookin easy!!
M: Oh HELL YEAH! now that's some chinkability!!
chinkability by murmur------- February 13, 2009

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform
Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)
Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up! Sik Canability!
Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023