Crunchtop 

That painfully raw feeing in the roof of your mouth from binge eating a box of Captain Crunch Berries

Jim got so baked last night he ate a whole box of crunch berries. Today his crunchtop is so bad he can't eat can't eat a thing.

Crunchtop by CA LV Mike June 20, 2019

crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

crunchtime by Karla A November 9, 2007

crunchtastic 

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

crunchtastic by jack spencer October 5, 2003

crunchworthy 

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

crunchworthy by k- tac August 6, 2007

CrunchySparkle 

A condom filled with peanut butter inserted into a dog

Callum filled his condom full of peanut butter and slowly seduced his dogs anus producing a crunchysparkle

CrunchySparkle by MrRebugged June 17, 2019

Crunchephile 

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

Crunchephile by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

crunchtastic 

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

crunchtastic by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006