Crunchtop

That painfully raw feeing in the roof of your mouth from binge eating a box of Captain Crunch Berries

Jim got so baked last night he ate a whole box of crunch berries. Today his crunchtop is so bad he can't eat can't eat a thing.

by CA LV Mike June 20, 2019

crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

by Karla A November 9, 2007

crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

by jack spencer October 5, 2003

crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

CrunchySparkle

A condom filled with peanut butter inserted into a dog

Callum filled his condom full of peanut butter and slowly seduced his dogs anus producing a crunchysparkle

by MrRebugged June 17, 2019

Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

crunchtastic

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006