crunchtime
the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.
crunchtime by Karla A November 9, 2007
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CrunchTime
When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.
CrunchTime by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019
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Crunchtime
Adj- Refers to a poker player who relies on several different universes to make poker decesions that are usually wrong. In addition a player who likes to move chips around
Damm... That fool played just like crunchtime and called off all of his chips with a J 10 suited against AA because "I had a feeling"
Crunchtime by Siip it February 5, 2010
Lathering Your Crunchies
Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016
crunchitize
A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.
Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.
crunchitize by NotDave January 28, 2008
Fuck Crunchies
Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
crunch time
The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs during the period between the next-to-last scheduled milestone (prior to which everyone was able to delude themselves tht the schedule had NOT slipped) and the final deadline for delivery. During crunch time, workers are in crunch mode. Prevalent in the software industry, but used elsewhere as well.
"We've got three weeks left to complete six weeks worth of work. Looks like we'll be living on take-out for a while."
"I freakin' hate crunch time."
"I freakin' hate crunch time."
crunch time by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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