tho3m's definitions

Put some hair around it

A sexual reference, used as a statement of encouragement when a person is having great difficulty inserting one object into a hole or another object.

As I set up for my third shot, someone on the green yelled, "Put some hair around it!."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

brain surgeon

Sarcastically applied to someone who makes a dumb mistake.

"You threw away the winning ticket?! Way to go brain surgeon!"

by tho3m December 30, 2009

boxed

Died. Referring to a pine box casket.

"He boxed before the paramedics arrived."

by tho3m January 9, 2010

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

by tho3m January 9, 2010

radiclysm

–noun

1. an event so radical, esp. one of a amazing or righteous nature, that produces changes in one's very sense of being.

3. an extensive flood; or deluge of alcohol.

"Brittany's shirt buttons busted at work today unleashing a radiclysm of exposed tits!"

by tho3m January 13, 2010

radiclysmic

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or resulting from a radiclysm.

2. of the nature of, or having the effect of, a radiclysm: radiclysmic changes.

"The party last night was radiclysmic."

by tho3m January 13, 2010