last call

A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.

"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"

by Tho3m December 12, 2007

boxed

Died. Referring to a pine box casket.

"He boxed before the paramedics arrived."

by tho3m January 09, 2010

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

by tho3m January 09, 2010

brain surgeon

Sarcastically applied to someone who makes a dumb mistake.

"You threw away the winning ticket?! Way to go brain surgeon!"

by tho3m December 30, 2009

radiclysmic

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or resulting from a radiclysm.

2. of the nature of, or having the effect of, a radiclysm: radiclysmic changes.

"The party last night was radiclysmic."

by tho3m January 13, 2010

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

radiclysm

–noun

1. an event so radical, esp. one of a amazing or righteous nature, that produces changes in one's very sense of being.

3. an extensive flood; or deluge of alcohol.

"Brittany's shirt buttons busted at work today unleashing a radiclysm of exposed tits!"

by tho3m January 13, 2010