CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abbreviation; CHUMBIN'

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ July 22, 2006

CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abrviation. CHUMBIN'

Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'

CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ September 8, 2008

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Crumbage 

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.

"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."

Crumbage by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012

Chumbag

Noun; Similar to Scumbag, which is a dirtbag, skank, loser or generally disgusting person that one would hate, (either on principal, of simply to be around) Chumbag is a disgusting breed of human that not only do you hate, but you also hope they get eaten; by a shark, sea-monster, Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster or anything that has many sharp teeth and so few taste buds it doesn't care what it eats, so long as it bleeds.

"Gross! Did you smell that dirty old chumbag when he walked by?"

"Sick, dude, how could I not smell that nasty ass chumbag from way over here, approximately 500 yards upwind, because that chumbag stinks so bad!"

Chumbag by H8tehFknWorld September 14, 2009

chubbage

(adj) Of or pertaining to the state of blood flow in the male anatomy which should be transitory in nature on its way to full hydraulic pressure. The condition occurs with mild flirtatious acts from the feminine species.

Dude 01: “Bro, you see that smoke show that just walked by?”

Dude 02: “Bro, she was winking at me. I got chubbage.”

chubbage by Saberhawk64 November 15, 2025