Crroak

a literal frog

person 1: "who is crroak?"
person 2: "a LITERAL FROG"

by EmperorJomo October 24, 2020

croak dad

synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.

“your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj

by croak daddy April 16, 2019

Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

croakies

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Croak Dream

A dream you have of yourself dying.

Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus

by Jay Dave December 1, 2011

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008