Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

croaker

A slur for French Canadaiens, as they are lesser than frogs.

Yo that croaker just skipped the waterpark line!

Yo that croaker just chugged that maple syrup!

Yo that croaker was being an obnoxious human all the time.

by Loli-lover-69 June 4, 2018

croaker

The act of presuading a doctor to write a “script” (or prescription) for morphine, known to junkies as “making the croaker”

Bill made the croaker twice in one week.

by fusco September 2, 2003

Croaker

A $100 Dollar bill usually kept secret and for emergency use by husbands in south louisiana.

Hey brother can you float me a croaker?

by KGincovington May 4, 2009

croaker

A doctor, quack, or sawbones.

A frog.

A vocal fish.

This bronchitis won't go away. I'm going to see the croaker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

croaker

A Dashingly Clever Fellow Who Questions Everything in His Own Debonaire Way

Croaker Disagreed with Threnody Repeatedly.

by Croaker July 12, 2004

Croaker

A very large poop, which is usually very smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound some poops make. Croakers are usually taken in other peoples' houses.

Hey Bob, by the sound of his poop I believe he is taking a croaker.

Woah man, be right back. Got to take a huge croaker upstairs.

by Z chizzle July 7, 2011