Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.

Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.

by The nasty one November 6, 2007

clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

clown cock

the act of placing a clown nose at the tip of your cock.

dude i gave my self a nice ass clown cock lastnight.

by jlorrriaaaaa April 26, 2010

cock clown

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man

Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.

by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

cock crow

yelling your own name out during climax.

"I cock crow after I blow my load in her face, so she doesn't forget who gave it to her"

by bigkahuna May 15, 2015

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

by alwaysangry November 30, 2009