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when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!
man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)
crowded by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009
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To get "crowded" by people who are threatening you, when you are without your "crew."
I was at the movies the other day, and the "West Rollers" came and I almost got crowded.
crowded by Micronx April 16, 2007
In the 70's (in the UK in a GEC factory) a storeman was heard to say "Don't bug me man, I'm crowded' when he was unable to cope with the demands of people queuing at his service hatch.
Crowded by SteveUYS July 27, 2021

crowded house 

1. Awesome band from New Zealand. The driving force in the band was Neil Finn with some support from his elder brother Tim Finn. The band earned a lot of RESPECT!! from fans all over the world and colleagues in the music business. The band broke up in 1996, but Neil and Tim are still in business with several solo projects and musical collaberation
Don't dream it's over when listening to Weather with you in your Private universe

Crowded Subway 

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.
Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!
Crowded Subway by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Crowded Loneliness 

Feeling lonely even though you're not alone.
"I was in a party of 500 and I felt lonely" or "I was in The walkways of New York but I felt lonely" or "I got my best friends over but I'm feeling lonely" because I had Crowded Loneliness.
Crowded Loneliness by the42project September 6, 2014

crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.
A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.
crowded pants by glender September 19, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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