Crotes

The frilly things on the side of the paper.
Most people just call these things, "the frilly things on the side of the paper" but they're actually called Crotes.

I don't accept papers with crotes.
You left the crotes on you cristipping dopher!
You're nothing but a crote to me.

P1: I had crotes for lunch.
P2: You ate paper for lunch?
P1: Not just any paper, FRILLY paper!

by stoopidbandaid February 27, 2009

veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

Crotisseried

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time

I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019

Diggin' in the Crates

Also abreviated D.I.T.C. it is a term used to describe when DJ's or producers skim through record shops to find rare vinyls to create a break to incorporate in their music. The records are usually kept in milk crates so that is where the crates aspect comes from. This is also a group formed by Fat Joe, along with Showbiz and A.G., Big L (RIP), Buckwild, Diamond D, Lord Finesse, and O.C.

Eh Yo check this out its that nig from the D.I.T.C. group and he's Diggin' in the Crates at the record shop.

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayin September 8, 2006

Cotes

A basic human being capable of homosexual comments, whilelist never revealing his true identity to his mates.
Also a very good joke in portuguese.

That's so Cotes man...

by Jajerino May 9, 2022

crowes nest

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done

Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him

by jackman330 October 23, 2010

Croesus

Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.

King Croesus of Lydia became proverbial for his wealth and the prosperity of his kingdom

by Nonya May 13, 2005