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Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.
King Croesus of Lydia became proverbial for his wealth and the prosperity of his kingdom
Croesus by Nonya May 13, 2005
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Cro-e-us -noun

1. One having to do with niggerdom.

2. Engaging in or participating in nigger activities.
Shanika: "Yo girl did you hear tron and d-bo broke into the sugga shack last night an tooks all day shiznit?"

Lafonda: "Girl day is up to sum croeus"
Croeus by bezzie sux January 26, 2009
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An upper-class way of saying "That's sh*t!!". derived from the word "cross", as in "unhappy".
That is so croess!!
Croess by Jamielle1923 August 4, 2010

Dirty Cresus 

When a woman lets her man, or cupcake, go out for milk and not come back as she finds a better man in the time being.
Wow. Ellie really just Dirty Cresus-ed Deadly
Dirty Cresus by Cresus July 7, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026