crotch corn
crotch corn by tobytime October 28, 2009
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Crotch corn
When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.
Crotch corn by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018
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crotch corn
When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.
crotch corn by Blue Jam November 16, 2009
Crotch Corn
When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.
Crotch Corn by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021
crotch-corn
Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.
Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
crotch-corn by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009
Corn crotch
Corn crotch by dipper223 January 23, 2021
Crotchcorn.
The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.
When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.
Crotchcorn. by thependlebaby January 11, 2014
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