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Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina
Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.
by jagerhall August 8, 2019
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Taco Crotch

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.
It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.
by JSicks November 5, 2010
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taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
by John_K July 2, 2006
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taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
by John_K July 2, 2006
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