crotch pheasant
crotch pheasant by Taffeta November 25, 2005
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Crotch Pheasant
An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
Crotch Pheasant by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010
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insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
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