Definitions by Taffeta

crotch pheasant 

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

crotch pheasant by Taffeta November 25, 2005

Propmaster General 

One in charge of props for a play.

"What part are you playing?"
"Oh, I'm the Propmaster General. How many tartan crowns will you be needing?"

Propmaster General by Taffeta November 25, 2005