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Crotch Lobster 

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The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
Crotch Lobster by grubyq August 5, 2009
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Lobster Crotch

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(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.
"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".
Lobster Crotch by Da12 February 5, 2009
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Crotch Lobsters 

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Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
Crotch Lobsters by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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Crotchlobster 

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One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.
Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.
Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004
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pajama casual 

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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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