Crotch Lobster 

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

Crotch Lobster by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

Crotch Lobster 

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.

Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.

Crotch Lobster by grubyq August 5, 2009

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

Lobster Crotch by Da12 February 5, 2009

Crotch Lobsters 

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

Crotch Lobsters by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Crotchlobster 

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004