Definitions by cocknockers

shundred

to unwittingly aquire a 100 that has been shit on/out.

"dude, i found this dude's wallet and it smells like a shundred inside."

shundred by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Ultimate Bullride 

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.

Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.

Ultimate Bullride by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Crab Eye 

Like cutting glass, pencil erasers, smuggling raisens.

Dude, I totally have wicked Crab Eyes right now!!!

Crab Eye by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Playing the waiting game 

To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.

And now, I'm playing the waiting game.

Playing the waiting game by cocknockers January 24, 2009

McFarren 

Someone who couldn't look you in the eye, no matter how hard they try. Epic Fail fucked up eyes!!!

McFarren, Felch, Durbin

McFarren by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Crotch Lobsters 

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

Crotch Lobsters by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Pear 

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

Pear by cocknockers December 29, 2008