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crotchfat 

Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.
My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.
crotchfat by BWS55 February 11, 2008

Crotchwatcher 

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.
Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

crotchwatching 

To look at crotch to be a pervert.
i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching
crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

Crotchwatch 

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.
1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.
Crotchwatch by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021

crotchateria 

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.
You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.
crotchateria by AlliDaug July 21, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026