Crotch Gas
Crotch Gas by Victim#1crotchgas December 28, 2011
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Crotchtastic
David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010
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crotchtastrophe
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007
Crotchnasty
Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.
Crotchnasty by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021
crotchmasking
When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.
"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"
crotchmasking by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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