Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.

Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.

Crotchnasty by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.

"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."

crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

crutchnastics 

Performing special tricks,special gymnastics or acrobatics on a pair of crutches.

I performed crutchnastics when I broke my ankle.

crutchnastics by giraffes-a-baffs December 7, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019