Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.

Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.

Crotchnasty by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.

"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."

crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

crutchnastics 

Performing special tricks,special gymnastics or acrobatics on a pair of crutches.

I performed crutchnastics when I broke my ankle.

crutchnastics by giraffes-a-baffs December 7, 2013