Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

by D addy September 12, 2021

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

Cross Threader

Male who has sexual intercourse with both males and females.

To insert "Thread" you're penis in both male and female.

A bi-sexual male would be a cross threader.

by pornicus March 21, 2013

Crossthreaded

Crossthreaded. Mad .upset. pissed off

I don't know what you did but boy is she crossthreaded

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Crossthread

When two dudes duck tape their cocks together and bang a chick

Tiffani is such a ho, me and my homie, C-Dub, crossthreaded that bitch

by Crossthread August 5, 2023