Definitions by Jamhole

Cross Threaded 

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

Cross Threaded by Jamhole September 29, 2005