Crossthreaded 

Crossthreaded. Mad .upset. pissed off

I don't know what you did but boy is she crossthreaded

Crossthreaded by anonymous July 6, 2021

Cross Threaded 

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

Cross Threaded by D addy September 12, 2021

Cross Threaded 

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

Cross Threaded by Jamhole September 29, 2005

Crossthread 

When two dudes duck tape their cocks together and bang a chick

Tiffani is such a ho, me and my homie, C-Dub, crossthreaded that bitch

Crossthread by Crossthread August 5, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019