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croppled 

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.
"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"
croppled by Kitney April 13, 2007
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Croppled 

Fucked up, frowned upon, generally a duck move
Dude 1: My grandpa just died
Dude 2: Lmao that’s funny asf
Dude 1: that’s croppled man
Croppled by WhiteBread72 July 2, 2023

Cropped porn 

An unfunny joke made by unfunny children who are too young to be on the internet or grown men on the internet made to bait children into seeing cropped or edited porn. There are youtubers that make a career of this shit despite general distaste for this shit for money. If your going to become a content creator, than DO. NOT. USE. THIS. METHOD. OF. "CONTENT."
"The fuck was that?"
"A meme."
"TF you mean 'a meme'?"
"A funny meme."
"No dumbass! You didn't send me a meme, you sent me cropped porn!"
"Your just mad your not a man of culture!"
"No, your just mad that I don't have a fucking porn addiction jerry!"
Cropped porn by SSSNOOTY February 17, 2023

crippled egg museum 

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

flow cropped 

Verb. The act of getting ones hair cut.
"i got my flow cropped last night"
flow cropped by Bret Ridgeway April 4, 2007

Crippled Smurf 

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled 

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled
After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
cum crippled by joerazz64 October 18, 2010
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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