Crontizzle

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Teenage angst

"He be packin' crontizzle, yo!"

Crontizzle by M-Dog December 14, 2003

Words you can keep

cuntizzle

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.

Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..

cuntizzle by assizzle March 11, 2015

Related Words

Crontizzle • crondizzle • Confizzled • chrondizzle • confizzle • conjizzled • Crosizzle • chronizzle • Confizzlefuzzlefoozled • Cornfizzled

Confizzlefuzzlefoozled

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.

Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

Confizzlefuzzlefoozled by whipwhoopdab July 7, 2018

confizzle

a word used by kids who put 'izzle' after everything that means confusing.

georgie: gosh leslie, your life is so confizzle
leslie: fo'shizzle

confizzle by imsupposttohaveaname July 2, 2008

confizzled

(n) to be used instead of confused

Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."

confizzled by merlin January 21, 2005

crondizzle

the stickest, ickiest, gankiest form of cronic know to man.

yo man i just smoked me a blunt of dat crondizzle!

crondizzle by anthony lopez January 27, 2006

chrondizzle

1> extremely high quality marijuana.
2> tha supah chronic.

I smoked 4 bowls of chrondizzle to tha dome and now I can't see my hands!

chrondizzle by cf May 6, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026