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A person who claims whatever he says or does is legit and/or correct, regardless if whatever he says or does is wrong.
Soccer Player 1: OW! I sprained my leg!
Referee: No you didn't, you're faking it.
Soccer Player 2: What are you talking about? He twisted his ankle when he tried to pass the ball!
Referee: No. When I say he's faking it, he IS faking it.
Soccer Player 2: Quit being a cronade.
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Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Cronander 

The most amazing word on Earth. One that implies coolness, wholeness, peace, friendliness, awesomeness and all other good things. It takes quite a person to be a Cronander.
Can also be used in verb form "Cronanding" for talking incessantly... and maybe exaggerating a little
"Man, you're practically Cronander-quality."

or

"He did a little Cronanding in the re-telling, but it just made the story that much cooler."
Cronander by El Cro October 1, 2008
slang for weed (marijuana), usually really dank stuff.
Me - Hey man I just picked up an 1/8th of some dank crondeezy, wanna blaze it? You - Yea lets roll a blunt!
crondeezy by CrippLed PwnS December 1, 2006

Coronademia 

When women submitted fewer academic papers to journals across a multitude of fields than their male counterparts during the lockdown for whatever unpublished or unspoken reasons.
Editors of both math and science journals notice the coronademia syndrome in both developed and developing countries, when men submitted up to 50% more articles than women.
Coronademia by MathPlus March 17, 2021
Out working everyone and breaking your genetic mould.
Liam is chasing cronage”

Who da hec conar da crosader 

he just a noob conor bad name gay and bad and he do crusade
Who da hec conar da crosader