Crocopotamus
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Crocopotamus by Crocopotamus October 10, 2014
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Cockopotamus
One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.
Cockopotamus by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009
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Cocoapotamus
Cocoapotamus by Lindsay1234 May 17, 2008
cockopotamus
A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.
cockopotamus by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011
crapopotamus
Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.
After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.
crapopotamus by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.