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critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.
After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.
critter in the shitter by g3money September 24, 2011

shitter on that critter 

its when a girls ass is really nice and large and round
yo that girl has a shitter on that critter

shitter clitter 

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.

Clitter to shitter 

When one licks a female from vagina to butthole.
Damn man I straight licked this girl clitter to shitter.

chitter on the shitter

When you are shitting on the toilet so aggressively you start to make hamster noises
bestie 1: BESTIE! I'm committing a chitter on the shitter

Other bestie: THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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