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critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.
After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.
critter in the shitter by g3money September 24, 2011

shitter on that critter 

its when a girls ass is really nice and large and round
yo that girl has a shitter on that critter

shitter clitter 

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.

Clitter to shitter 

When one licks a female from vagina to butthole.
Damn man I straight licked this girl clitter to shitter.

chitter on the shitter

When you are shitting on the toilet so aggressively you start to make hamster noises
bestie 1: BESTIE! I'm committing a chitter on the shitter

Other bestie: THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026