Crickety 

A person who creaks like an old rocking chair. A person who's body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. Term of endearment.

Geez you are very Crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

I can't work out, I'm a bit Crickety.

I played golf today, I'm a bit Crickety.

Crickety by JGiler August 19, 2014

crickety 

Of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of Cricket.

1. His batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. A new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.

crickety by trindas April 26, 2006

crickety 

Voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. For example; too drunk to walk.

After the party we were all pretty crickety.

crickety by Neufchatel April 30, 2006

crickety 

A short bigheaded loud annoying person

Craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him

crickety by junkies fan, bowie, md July 2, 2003

Crickety 

A dark, shadowy place where bugs and other bad shit live.

Be careful! That crickety corner is full of spiders.

Crickety by CricketyChick April 22, 2017

Crickety 

the act of getting supremely wasted and crunk

Dude I got so crickety last night, I killed two bottles, a rolled a blunt before passing out on that chick

Crickety by buckyh October 20, 2010

Crickety 

To be Frail and/or Decomposing

Oh my Lord, I'm feeling extra crickety today.

Crickety by KyleTheAnarchist ™ February 19, 2022