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Cristhofer 

A person with a huge dick
Cristhofer has a huge dick
Cristhofer by Cristhofer Méndez November 20, 2023
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Christofer 

smart ass handsome man that every woman wants and every man hates
Wow! You go Christofer!
Christofer by Redneck Woman 1982 February 5, 2010

Christofer Drew 

Awesome singer, goes by the name of Nevershoutnever.

And all the names of his song are written without spaces.
17 years old & he;s from Joplin, Missouri
www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever


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Christofer Drew played "bigcitydreams" the other week on TRL
Christofer Drew by dare4distance October 18, 2008

Christofer Drew 

A 18-year old that actually takes pride in music. Some of his first songs are mostly auto tune, but his recent songs are all him. He is an example of a artists that has grown in his music. Great to see live.
Christofer Drew's music is not like Justin beiber's.
Christofer Drew by Heytheree July 23, 2010

Christofer 

The sweetest guy alive. He's caring, understanding, and loves to love. He can tell when you're sad, and he'll try to pick you up. He'll make you laugh, and cry laughing.
I don't deserve Christofer
Christofer by Bester Bitch April 20, 2019
Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Christofer Drew Fetish 

When you get sexual arousal from the thought of Christofer Drew, the singer in nevershoutnever!
"Dude Cain looke its Christofer Drew"
"Haha now i got a boner"
"Oh, You must have a Christofer Drew Fetish"
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