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Criss cross applesauce 

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!
Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016
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Criss cross applesauce 

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross Applesauce 

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob
Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

criss-cross applesauce 

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style
Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

Criss-cross applesauce 

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.
David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

The Criss Cross Applesauce 

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.
"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

criss-cross-apple-sauce 

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
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