Crispy tender 

When u deep fry your penis and then beat it

Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.

Crispy tender by Traffic4gays April 16, 2017

crispy, juicy, tender 

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.

person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

crispy, juicy, tender by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024

crispy tenner 

This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!

Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!

crispy tenner by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!

Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...

Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch by nathan March 29, 2005