A Crismeling is a sweet,goofy,fun person to be with. Don’t mess with her cuz she will beat your ass. If you have a crismeling cherish her with all your heart.
“Crismeling is the one that will pull up on a fight and won’t lose to no hoe”
A new term has been recently created called "wheeling" in which a guy/girl is trying to get with another guy/girl. If you are a match maker you are basically trying to create a relationship, or "wheel", between two people out of nothing (i.e stone). To make a wheel out of stone one needs a chisel. Thus the term "chiseling" is a new term for "match making".
Michelle: Yo Britt as if Donna and Marcus are dating now!
Britt: Yeah man i chiseled em' hard!
OR
Britt: I think that Donna and Marcus would be a cute couple
Michelle: why dont you try chiseling them?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.