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the act of chugging Crisco olive oil and then giving a blowjob, using only the sweet, juicy oil as lubrication.
"yeah, marty gave jimmy the sickest Crisjob last night. we used 3 bottles."
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"
Crisjob by tokkibun June 6, 2022
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he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic
cristobal is a reallyy nice guy
cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019
A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.
"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"
Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014

Juan Cristobal 

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.
Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special
Juan Cristobal by FloBL April 21, 2021
he is someone, with a lot of energy, he likes hedgehogs and the moon, his company is very calm and without a doubt the one I like the most, he really is a person who can make you very happy, he personally lights up all my days, and always makes me get out the best of me, Cristobal has tan skin and dark brown eyes, but with his light touch, his dark brown hair, when it's long you can easily tangle your fingers in it, and when it's short, it looks spiky and scary, his lips .. they are soft and large, it is worth knowing a Cristóbal. the puppies approach him and the little bugs the same, his presence is the most natural thing there is, it fascinates me, I love him very much <3
Cristobal, thanks for everything until today ^^
Cristobal by rei chikita May 5, 2022

Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon 

Yo Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon is pretty gay.
Someone who is so sexy and swoons woman over so fast that they won't even know it. They make females and males fall in love with his gorgeous face and rock hard abs instantly. He can make any girls pussy wetter than the Atlantic Ocean and make any guys dick harder than Diamonds them self's. He can change the sexuality of any person and pulls and the hoes (and bros
He made my pussy wet. He made my Dick hard. He's gotta be a cristobal
Cristobal by IHaveButtSexEveryHour November 24, 2021
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