the act of chugging Crisco olive oil and then giving a blowjob, using only the sweet, juicy oil as lubrication.
"yeah, marty gave jimmy the sickest Crisjob last night. we used 3 bottles."
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"
by tokkibun June 6, 2022
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by Omen chaos September 3, 2014
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Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
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Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
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by FloBL April 21, 2021
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by rei chikita May 5, 2022
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by Brühllesshooo April 28, 2020
Get the Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon mug.Someone who is so sexy and swoons woman over so fast that they won't even know it. They make females and males fall in love with his gorgeous face and rock hard abs instantly. He can make any girls pussy wetter than the Atlantic Ocean and make any guys dick harder than Diamonds them self's. He can change the sexuality of any person and pulls and the hoes (and bros
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