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ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

crisjhon manlabao 

A veryfun person, easy to get along, friends are mostly girls, a person you can trust, very loyal, always the one who gets abandon.
Crisjhon manlabao is the best person there is

chrisjohnson_626 

Is gay for MoonKnight. Is straight for Wanda Maximoff, Daisy Johnson, Melinda May and most of the marvel woman!
“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac stupid!”
chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Chrisjohnson_626 

Is hella gay for MoonKnight. Like I mean hella gay. I mean I can’t blame him but. He’s also straight for Daisy Johnson, and Wanda Maximoff. In fact he prays to all three of these people every single day.
“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac.”
Chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026