CrisJohn

CrisJohn is pogi like sobrang pogi tapos matalino pa he's smarter than Einstein sheesh

Boy:Diba ang pogi ni CrisJohn
Boy:fr fr
Boy:Sheeesh

by CrisJohnx August 2, 2022

ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.

Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023

crisjhon manlabao

A veryfun person, easy to get along, friends are mostly girls, a person you can trust, very loyal, always the one who gets abandon.

Crisjhon manlabao is the best person there is

by Deathskull717 June 10, 2021

chrisjohnson_626

Is gay for MoonKnight. Is straight for Wanda Maximoff, Daisy Johnson, Melinda May and most of the marvel woman!

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac stupid!”

by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Chrisjohnson_626

Is hella gay for MoonKnight. Like I mean hella gay. I mean I can’t blame him but. He’s also straight for Daisy Johnson, and Wanda Maximoff. In fact he prays to all three of these people every single day.

“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac.”

by Quake626 April 8, 2022