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ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

crisjhon manlabao 

A veryfun person, easy to get along, friends are mostly girls, a person you can trust, very loyal, always the one who gets abandon.
Crisjhon manlabao is the best person there is

chrisjohnson_626 

Is gay for MoonKnight. Is straight for Wanda Maximoff, Daisy Johnson, Melinda May and most of the marvel woman!
“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac stupid!”
chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Chrisjohnson_626 

Is hella gay for MoonKnight. Like I mean hella gay. I mean I can’t blame him but. He’s also straight for Daisy Johnson, and Wanda Maximoff. In fact he prays to all three of these people every single day.
“Why is Chrisjohnson_626 so gay for MoonKnight?”

“Cause it’s Oscar Isaac.”
Chrisjohnson_626 by Quake626 April 8, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026