crimjob

In the online multiplayer game Red Orchestra, the art of sprint-diving to prone and while in mid air, raising your iron sights so that you can shoot your intended target immediately upon landing. Invented and perfected by a player named Crim of the #1 clan, CoreNA.

I was sprinting through the forest and I saw a Russian, so I crimjobbed him.

by [11Pz]****Lemur October 18, 2006

crimjob

When you're giving a juicy rimjob and decide to sprinkle crumbs on the anus.

Oh, Ivan, why does my asshole feel so crusty?
It's crimjob season, baby! Panko on deck.

by poopoogarbo June 27, 2021

crimjob

A word to describe something that is done with immense care and caution, done to exceed expectations.

James has done a crimjob.

by omirc March 22, 2021

Cremjob

Someone whos entire life is a lie. And takes your girlfriend.

Person 1: Hey look theres a Cremjob.
Person 2: Be wary of what he says and watch your girl.
Cremjob: Guys

by jjj222 May 1, 2011

crimbob

Another word for Christmas. "Crimbo" is another way of spelling it.

"We wish you a merry Crimbob
we wish you a merry Crimbob
We wish you a merry Crimbob
We wish you a merry Crimbob
And a happy new year!"

by Sonofelice April 21, 2018

Crimjo

A mix between a veteran gamer an a feeder.

A. Where you playing with so n so last night?
B. Ya he was being a real crimjo.
A. Oh so feeding again?

by JustAgamer October 28, 2018

Crisjob

the act of chugging Crisco olive oil and then giving a blowjob, using only the sweet, juicy oil as lubrication.

"yeah, marty gave jimmy the sickest Crisjob last night. we used 3 bottles."
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"

by tokkibun June 6, 2022