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Chrisjob 

"When one is offered a guaranteed handjob but chooses not to accept it for reasons unknown.."
She was so nice, I got a Chrisjob off her
Chrisjob by Lanalmandrogan July 23, 2012
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chrisjob 

it is an abbreviation of chrisjob-dunhurr. which means the girl is worn out and does not wish to make love anymore.
what did you do last night with your girl ?
well chrisjob then i smoked a cig and watched a movie while she slept.
chrisjob by chrizzzzle July 8, 2006

Christobal Huet

When you are doing someone in bed, and they let you get through into them because they cannot block your private area from getting into their genetalia, like Huet cannot stop a puck from getting into his goal
Christobal Huet Goal Net sex hockey doing it
Christobal Huet by Ajhgui May 24, 2009

christobal 

Badass catholic that does not give a shit or fuck about nothing don’t mess which this Mexican
Is that Christobal
christobal by Kftrwgxvyuon May 10, 2018

christobeer

someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
christobeer by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010

Christobelle 

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
Christobelle by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017

ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.
Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.
ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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