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Criplexic
Someone who suffers from criplexia; When people of the blood gang don’t understand the concept of the letter C and instead replace it with the letter B.
Blood: Broooo this Boca-Bola is so good rn
White person: bruh you mean Coca Cola? Are you criplexic or what?
Blood: I know what I said nigga, shudda fuck up before I pop yo ass’
White person: bruh you mean Coca Cola? Are you criplexic or what?
Blood: I know what I said nigga, shudda fuck up before I pop yo ass’
Criplexic by TheCockLobster February 21, 2021
Related Words
Cripler • crippler • Cripper • Crippler Crossface • Critler • Crimpler • cripers ole • Crypler • Crapler • Crigler
Clit Crippers
Clit Crippers,is the most dangerous and popular gang in discord server raptv.Its leader is Death Grips and its co leaders are zolt and blad℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮.The gang has collabed with the second most popular gang in raptv,called mellas fellas.Their goal is to delete raptv.
Clit Crippers by bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 29, 2022
Crisler's Law
The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011
Slip her a crippler
Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
Slip her a crippler by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Crippler Crossface
In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"
Crippler Crossface by Sezril February 2, 2004
the stinky crippler
When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.
the stinky crippler by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010
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