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Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!
Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!
by big shlong shit December 4, 2010
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Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
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"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"
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crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.
by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.
Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper
by Perruzo December 7, 2009
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Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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crimbler

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Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
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