Crimpler
this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!
Crimpler by big shlong shit December 4, 2010
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Crimpler
Crimpler by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004
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Crimpler • crippler • Crimper • Crimple • crumpler • Crippler Crossface • crimpled • Chimpler • crimbler • crimper balls.
crumpler
A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
pie crimper
Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.
pie crimper by Perruzo December 7, 2009
Slip her a crippler
Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
Slip her a crippler by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Crimpleighbald Smellington
The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
Crimpleighbald Smellington by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
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