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One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."
Cripper by TRetard December 17, 2008
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A stripper with one or more various handicaps.
The cripper looked fine to have just one leg.
Cripper by Demigod C April 8, 2011
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Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.
Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?
Cripper by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004
when a sister in law goes to viva las vegas and develops a gambling problem, loses all their money, and falls off a 30 story building and survives. this is what has to happen to join the cripper party group
ya dude last weekend i joined the cripper party group thanks to my sister in law, its so lit!
cripper by bummy holey January 29, 2018

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

shit clipper 

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.
Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!
shit clipper by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Cropper Milk

This is a meme in our school about our teachers tittie milk.
Cropper Milk by bаlls March 29, 2019