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Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009
Related Words

Cringitham

A direct Malayalam translation of the word 'cringe'. Can be used for a wide range of expressions from sudden shuddering to wanting to cease to exist from second-hand embarrassment.
Tiktok is cringitham.

Clingish 

When a guy thinks a girl is clingy but ends up being the one who is too clingy for her!
Person 1: My boyfriend won't let me go out to the mall, the gym, or with my girlfriends. He thinks that I flirt too much and that guy are going to hit on me. Now I lost all of my friends and dignity. :(

Person 2: What a clingish douche!
Adjective.

Redditor with a very low IQ, easily triggered, expressing white guilt (often racist against white people) and hate/ want to shut down r/cringeanarchy because it desagrees with the sub.
« - Virgin : I see that you are posting on r/cringeanarchy.
-Chad : wow, so much hate, you must be cringist man! »

« -Bigot Reddit mod : You have been automatically banned for participating in a hate subReddit , r/cringeanarchy.
-cringe anarchy user : wow, why those people are so cringist »
Cringist by r/offmychest_are-cringist September 20, 2018

cringeshrug 

an efficient reaction for the woke only, mixture of a shrug and one cringe. Woke test provided below.
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-What reaction does this image provoke in your belly and face buddy?
- Cringeshrug.