Crimnipple dust is the ginger, dipped in cheese, hair that a true Crimnipple has, and then the hair is mashed together with ketchup ,and dries till it becomes dust.
Black market seller: 850 dollars for the bottle of Crimnipple dust...
Buyer: What!! That's so much??!
The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.
They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.
(They haven't been seen since).
Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.