criminipple 

A criminipple Is a cross between a criminal and a cripple.

The elderly criminipple, was easily apprehended after attempting to rob the bank.

criminipple by Optimusyuk February 20, 2017

Crimnipple 

A crimnipple is the combination of a criminal and a nipple. You can also call them 'Crimnips' for short.

Person 1: Did you read the crimnipple lore?
Person 2: No, I was too busy watering my wall.

Crimnipple by Crimnip4 April 11, 2023

Crimnipple dust 

Crimnipple dust is the ginger, dipped in cheese, hair that a true Crimnipple has, and then the hair is mashed together with ketchup ,and dries till it becomes dust.

Black market seller: 850 dollars for the bottle of Crimnipple dust...
Buyer: What!! That's so much??!

Crimnipple dust by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE 

The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.

They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.

(They haven't been seen since).

Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"

THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE by Crimnip4alt April 1, 2023